In a showcase on the upper level of the Melbourne Cricket Ground is housed a vibrant pink outfit performed in by the pop star. His show in front of a massive crowd of attendees was considered a major hit.
Perhaps you don't appreciate his music. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music the world has ever seen. You might take a reasonable stance, conceding that some tracks are fantastic while others are awful.
The central idea is that enjoyment can manifest in countless ways. Tastes vary. There is no one way to create music or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
The traditional format boasts incomparable variety. It's difficult to think of another sport where the playing is so dependent on conditions.
The weather, the hour of play, the ball – the variables are numerous. Above all is the wicket.
If Test cricket is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the foundation on which the players create their art.
An Abstract Contest: The Fourth Test
The Boxing Day fixture between the old rivals was the game deconstructed, the established format dismantled and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the wicket which produced a win and the another sub-three-day finish of the contest.
Leaving excessive grass on the surface, causing a cascade of wickets being taken in less than a brief period, is not a balanced duel between bat and ball.
A Diverse Legacy: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be footnoted as not a proper Test, is incorrect.
The long game is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and counting. On occasion, like in Melbourne, the ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. Sometimes, it spins sharply on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling due to the patience made during quieter periods.
Adjustment: The True Test
Specific conditions are accepted more easily than others.
The contention in during the match was that the equilibrium was weighted unfairly towards the attack. That the top batters were prevented from demonstrating their skill.
Test cricket is about finding solutions – reading the wicket and adjusting appropriately. The best individual contributions were made by recognized batters. One team was less disciplined than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Try telling the supporters who have experienced a long drought that this lacked spectacle.
In a corner of the ground, countless fans made noise and created an atmosphere, producing a festive mood in a heartland of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the fielding side dominated, momentum when the top order scored quickly, and rapturous celebration when the win was confirmed.
Extreme Ends: The Variety of Test Matches
The MCG has form with controversial surfaces. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a wicket with the character of a a non-event.
That contest was a slog, with limited drama and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that slow Test are diametrically opposed points of the scale – both are not ideal, yet value can be found in each.
Deep into the series into the ongoing battle, it is the quick finishes that will be most remembered in the memory.
"It's not the demise of the format at all," commented a former player. "The people who have been privileged to see these 48 hours have been given some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Small Victories: Building for the Future
In the preparation to this Test, the captain talked like a man carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders.
The squad delivered for him, bringing back the positive demeanor to his countenance.
Different players performed with vital performances. These are small positives, hardly enough to secure long-term stability, but a foundation to develop from.
In the end, this Melbourne victory joins other notable performances in similar circumstances.
As the supporters left into a glorious Melbourne evening, the team gathered on the outfield to commence their own festivities.
Enjoy the drink, boys. You've earned this one.